Ramona (ann15warsaw72) wrote,

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Ode to Excedrin

I love you Excedrin
You take my pain away
You work real fast, don't have to do the math
Mostly I love you in tablet form

But I'd rather have you in caplet form than
Not at all.

The green of your bottle is comforting
I see it and know relief is inside
Without you I could not have gotten through this day
And the best part is
You're not

You are my best friend
You always come through for me
I hope my stomach can always tolerate you
I'll just eat a lot of bread
What am I without my Excedrin?

O Excedrin

How I love thee

I hope there's Excedrin in Heaven

Tags: aspirin, excedrin, heaven, pain relief

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