July 2nd, 2005

Long road home

No More Flaming Fags in San Francisco

That's right, and those breaking the law will be fined $100.

Smoking is now banned in most outdoor public gathering places in San Francisco. The ban prevents smoking in city parks, gardens, or sport fields, but does not include golf courses.

That's right, you heard it here first, folks!!!

In other news, we here at WOOD TV-8 were compelled to follow the family tree of the 8-year-old girl, Shasta Groene, found alive in Idaho. Shasta's mother, Cherry Coke, married Dr. Pepper and had two more kids, Fanta and Faygo. Cherry had a son from a previous marriage, known simply as "Mr. Pibb".

After uncovering and discovering that, we got wildly distracted by the fact that the NASCAR race was delayed for OVER THREE FRICKIN HOURS, causing us to have to stay late to switch a live newscast, and at 11:45pm they are on lap 59 of 160.

Yay NASCAR. I used to like NASCAR...
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