I am in love. Yes, that's right, you read me right!!! I am hopelessly, madly, ridiculously, freakishly, absolutely, positively IN LOVE!!!
And his name is Glenn, and he lives in Ft. Myers, and he is PROOF to me that you should NEVER give up hope!! Ever. Not ever, not once never ever NEVER. You may entertain doubt, but for the love of crumbcake, don't give up hope! Know why? Because I didn't, and I found out it worked!!!!!
I dared to believe, I gave it a try, even though I was full of doubt, even though I got shot down before, even though my brain was saying, "Oh my God, he lives in freakin FLORIDA, for cripes' sake!!!"
Glenn, I love you with my whole heart, top to bottom, inside and out. This world is a better place because you're in it, and NOW THE WORLD KNOWS IT TOO!!! :) :) :)
So, take note, would-be admirers: this girl is *OFFICIALLY* off the market. Sorry boys, you now officially have to look elsewhere.
P.S. You may look but don't touch: Glenn is c0rrupt0. Thank you for letting me post this. I can't help but shout it from the rooftops: I love you so much baby, it's insane!!! ^.^
To All the Girls Who Passed Him Up or Passed Him Over: